02 August 2010

Morsel Monday: A Sensuous Cigar Lesson

"A good Cuban cigar closes the door to the vulgarities of the world." Franz Liszt
Sunday evening inspired this Morsel Monday post.
First I will tell you a little about one of the most expensive cigars on the market and then the inspiration behind this post, enjoy!
The Gurkha Black Dragon, weighing in at $115,000 per chest or $1,150 per cigar, with only five hand-carved camel bone boxes of 100 to ever be produced, is one of the most expensive on the market to date.
A Honduran blend made from select fibers, it creates a rich cigar with a medium body, with a blend that includes extremely old and rare tobaccos collected from all over the world. To make it more accessible, a new version was released throughout the world in 2007.
The new blend contains similar flavor and uses similar tobaccos but does not cost nearly as much as its predecessor.
The new Black Dragon comes packaged in very attractive boxes, so they look almost as good as they taste.
Now, the inspiration for the MM post.
So, it is Sunday evening and Jonathan (my boyfriend I acquired quite by accident) and I are awaiting the lovely 60s vibe we enjoy each Sunday via Madmen.
I am in the kitchen retrieving Gougères from the oven (I can actually cook, can you believe it?) whilst Jonathan is relaxing on the sofa, arm stretched over the nape a la Don Draper, (I fear he gets too into the whole coolness role) when I hear the theme music from MM which I adore. I hurriedly make my way to the family room and take my seat.
When the first commercial comes into view, Jonathan pulls out a cigar and I watch like a schoolgirl with a crush as he step by step conducts a romantic ballet if you will, of lighting this cigar, something I had never paid attention to before.
As he took the cigar cutter and snipped the end, "just below the end of the cap" he said, he turned the cigar at about a 45 degree angle and he began the process of "pre-heating" the foot (foot, who knew?) of the cigar until it blackened a bit, rotating it just above the flame.
He then removed the label, placed the cigar in his mouth and began rotation whilst lighting the end until it became a cherry red in color.
He claims you check to make sure it is evenly lit and he did this by lightly blowing on the end of the cigar.
The whole time this is occurring I am internally telling myself, "This is just your boyfriend lighting a cigar, calm yourself!"
But for some reason it was rather..sensuous in nature.
Maybe it was the fluidity in which he did it, there was no hesitation and it looked as if it were Vivaldi's Autumn II, had it been in three dimensional form, a beautiful succession of elegant stokes and graceful movements.

Please do not misunderstand me, Jonathan is a lovely person, intelligent, an investment banker--he is an accomplished gentleman of many talents so I would never belittle those attributes but there was something about him lighting this cigar that held my attention, to the point the rest of the evening (after Madmen of course) was spent tucked safely underneath his arm while I listened to him drawing puffs from his Cohiba, crisp and crackling sounds consuming the foot of the cigar, while it released an elegant and fragrant presentation that wafted through the air whilst Vivaldi entertained in the semi-darkened room, lit only by a singular candle and the slight glow of this burning cigar.
It had been a simple yet gratifying evening..my favorite show (aside from Pretty Little Liars--do not ask me why), delectable hors 'd oeuvrves and a tutorial in lighting a cigar..compliments of my very own Madman!
So there you have it, the inspiration for MM.
We are supposed to go sailing with friends in a few weeks, I wonder how I will contain myself should he assist in raising the mast?
Cheers all!

12 comments:

James said...

My, my Kimmy I do believe you have given me the vapors! Quick Jeeves the smelling salts. If you cook as well as you write then your Investment Banker Boyfriend(may we refer to him as the IBB?) is indeed one lucky gentleman. A good cigar and a wonderful women, oh to be young again.

Ryan said...

What a brilliant post Kimmy, I was not aware that cigar lighting could be such an art form. Maybe for Jonathan's next birthday you could acquire him a Gurkha Black Dragon if you could manage to contain yourself that is!

Kimmy said...

Hello Dear James,
I have told you before you are truly good for a woman's soul!
My IBB hopefully appreciates me, if not I shall keep searching. :-)
I was pleasantly surprised how well the Gougeres turned out, they were surprisingly simple to make.
You are young at heart James and very strong in spirit, any real woman would be blessed to have you!
Thank you for making me blush on a Monday, cheers my good man.

Kimmy said...

Greetings Ryan,
You are quite humorous today! I struggled with posting that experience from Sunday evening but thought it would be interesting to share it.
Yes, I do need to contain myself considering that would be a lovely surprise gift for his birthday in October, I certainly do not want to make a complete bumbling idiot of myself around the parents you know! :-)
I promise it truly is an art form, I had no idea until I witnessed it for myself.
Sometimes you gentlemen can be quite surprising!
Have a lovely evening Ryan, cheers!

C said...

I actually love talking about cigars. In my novella, I elaborately describe a cigar from Nicaragua, and it's like it's own character in my book, altogether, as it is present from beginning to the very end! :)

Hope Ava said...

Hello darling Kimmy! I think this is one of my favorite posts your have ever written...you must be inspired by love! Not that you are not always an excellent writer, but you paint such a lovely picture of your elegant evening. It puts me in mind of what I love best about the great British writers of the 19th Century...their ability to completely evoke a scene that connects with all your senses. Bravo!

Thank you so much for the wonderful returning welcome you left me...it is so heartwarming to be greeted with such lovely sentiments! I had heard so many times from different blogs that the best thing about blogging is the friendships you gain. When I first started The French Mouse that sort of connection seemed a long way off, but I'm happy to report that I can join that class of friends who have never met. I guess this is the new medium of the pen pal!

Thanks to a higher dose of medication my pain has lessened, but not to the degree it did on the first round of medication. But I am determined to keep doing the things I love; I just have to modify my routine a bit!

Have a fantastic week friend!
Hope Ava

Kimmy said...

Greetings C,
How lovely, is this your first novella? I would love to read it--you are such a prolific writer and I just hope you remember us-- little people, when you accept your Pulitzer! :-)
Have a lovely evening C, cheers!

Kimmy said...

My Dearest friend Hope Ava,
You are going to make me cry my dear! I have had compliments before in my life but yours is a most gracious one my spirit will never allow me to forget! I am humbled by it.
It has only been 3 months for Jonathan and me but it seems as if we have known one another for a lifetime--I just hope it remains this way.
I am so pleased to hear you are able to manage your pain, I was quite worried for you--I truly was. We missed you terribly in blogland and are so glad you are back!
Hope Ava, here is to impeccable, loyal friends, cheers !

DAVID McGRIEVEY said...

What a beautifully written post.
The simplest activities in life are often the most fascinating when they are unfamiliar.
I never tire of watching a woman paint her toe nails.
I hope you still swoon over his habit years down the road, unlike Mad Men, nobody is allowed to smoke a cigarette indoors anymore, let alone a cigar.
Still, we carry on.
X David

Scale Worm said...

Great post Kimmy. I am inspired to right now, go out front into my adirondack and light up an Oliva, EXCEPT I am as sick as a dog, with the flu, and would probably die from inhalation trauma then cough myself to death.

Kimmy said...

Greetings David,
I am honored knowing you liked my post, coming from an accomplished individual such as yourself it means a great deal.
I adore knowing I am not the only individual who sees the beauty in simplicity..for it is all around us daily.
I promise David, I shall, as long as Jonathan and I are together, treasure the ordinary occurrences that make up our daily life--after all, what else do have, really? :-)
Have a joyous evening, cheers!

Kimmy said...

Hello Scale Worm,
I am mightily sorry for you, the flu is the most hideous especially in the summer I find.
I am picturing you stumbling to your adirondack chair, stubbing your toe in the process, lighting up and coughing yourself to death as you said!
This is most hilarious! I apologize for my laughter--I am seriously laughing right now!
I do hope you recover very soon and grace us with your humor once more. Drink plenty of fluids!!!
Take care my friend, cheers!